(ROARING)
We've got to stop Plasmus
before he destroys
this planet.
Titans, go!
Hmm. What to turn into?
What to turn into?
This is not the time
for style, Beast Boy.
Hold your horses.
Hmm. A horse.
Nah. Too obvious now.
(RAVEN GROANS)
What about a pterodactyl?
A pterodactyl would be
great right now.
I was a pterodactyl
last week.
(SCREAMING)
Come on, Beasty!
Ah! Turn into something! Ah!
I know, I'm gonna
save the day as a...
Huh? Huh? I'm a llama.
Pretty fresh, right?
(GULPING)
(SIGHS)
-Beast Boy.
-(BURPS) Yes.
What's going on?
Who's the lady?
This is Gayle,
from Human Resources.
We have Human Resources?
There's no easy way
to say this,
but your employment
with the Teen Titans
is officially
terminated.
What? You're joking.
(CHUCKLES)
Tell me you're joking.
Right, guys?
Gayle?
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Is this about
that planet blowing up?
Okay! I messed up.
But everyone messes up
from time to time.
-To time, to time. To time.
-To time.
And lately you've
seemed to have forgotten
what being a hero
is all about.
No fair!
I never knew
what it was about
in the first place!
(SOBBING) Okay, then.
I guess this is goodbye.
-Yep.
-Sure.
Goodbye.
Adios, champ.
Okay. Guess we need
a new Titan.
One that has
animal super powers.
And preferably doesn't drink
straight from the milk carton.
Ew.
Vixon. (CHUCKLES)
That's a nice name.
Uh, says here you can mimic
the abilities of nearby animals.
So what? You make
bird sounds or something.
Tweet, tweet.
Next!
Cyborg, be cool.
Excuse him, Vixon.
He's not happy with
our recent personnel changes.
-(BEEPS)
-(SOBBING)
(ROBIN CLEARS THROAT)
Let's see what you got, Vixon.
(PULSING SOUND)
(SQUEAKS)
CYBORG:
(IN SING SONG) Lame!
So lame!
(PULSING SOUND)
(EAGLE SCREAMING)
That was so lame.
Lamey, lamey, lamey.
(APPLAUDING)
Boo...
Boo.
Sorry, Cyborg,
but it looks like
we found
our newest titan.
-(SQUEAKS)
-(SLURPS)
I'm not living with her.
Next.
Nice to meet you,
B'wana Beast.
CYBORG: B'wana Beast?
(LAUGHING)
I bet you b'wanna new name?
-Cyborg.
-If you b'wanna some pants,
I could get you some.
-Enough!
-But I b'wanna...
Cyborg!
(CHUCKLES) Okay.
Why don't you demonstrate
your powers for us?
Must you use the Silky
for the demonstration?
I'm sure
it's perfectly safe, Star.
(ROARING)
-(ALL SCREAMING)
-Oh! That's not right!
-ROBIN: Next!
-(BUZZES)
Yes. My name is
Detective Chimp.
-BOTH: Next!
-(BUZZES)
(SCREECHING)
My name is Beast Babe.
(GIGGLES)
-Next!
-(BUZZES)
Worth a try.
JAYNA: Excuse us.
We're the Wonder Twins.
We heard you're holding
auditions today.
We are, like, such huge fans.
You have no idea.
Great.
Show us what you got.
BOTH: Wonder Twin powers,
activate.
Shape of tiger.
(ROARING)
That tiger is awesome!
Form of water!
That tiger is awesome.
I also transform
into ice and gas.
(ALL MURMURING)
-Good news.
Jayna, you're hired.
-Yes!
Zan, we decided
to go another way.
-(SIGHS)
-Wait. We need each other
to activate our powers.
So, it's either
all or nothing with us.
That could be a problem.
(ALL MURMURING)
Good news.
A position just opened up.
As our receptionist.
(PHONE RINGING)
-Titans tower. Zan speaking.
-(CALLER TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
No. He doesn't work here.
-You want the bat cave.
-(CALLER TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
I'm sorry, I'm not at liberty
to give that number out.
(CRASHING)
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
Hey, Jayna.
How's the new job?
No time to talk.
We're in the middle
of a battle.
Just need to activate
my powers.
Oh, right.
BOTH: Wonder Twin powers,
activate.
Shape of kangaroo.
Form of receptionist.
(PHONE RINGING)
-Titans tower. Zan speaking.
-(CALLER TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
No. You want the bat cave.
(CALLER TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
Bat cave!
Thanks for coming, Cyborg.
Means a lot to me.
Hey, even though
you're no longer a Titan,
we can still
have lunch, right?
And of course,
by "have lunch,"
you mean plot to get
my old job back. (CHUCKLES)
No. I mean have lunch.
(SLURPING)
-So, she's terrible, right?
-Jayna?
No way. She's funny,
knows how to cook,
great in the garage.
Plus, I never knew
how much I loved a woman
with some pointy ears.
Ugh! What a real nightmare.
I bet she's a terrible
hero, too. Huh?
When she turns into animals,
she's not green so we can
use her powers
in a lot more ways than
we ever could with you.
To be frank,
I never realized
what a drag on the team
you were until now.
So, if I'm reading
between the lines correctly,
you're saying the best way
to get my job back
is to sabotage her.
I love it!
I think you're
misunderstanding me.
Can you pass the fries?
I said fries.
Exactly.
Zan, my man.
Beast Boy?
What are you doing here?
I'm here to help.
We're gonna get
your sister fired.
(GASPS)
I do hate this job.
But I could never do that.
Well, if that's how
you want things to be.
My soda could use some ice.
Do you mind? (SLURPS)
Let's do it!
Zan, emergency!
Need to activate our powers.
Zan?
Never mind.
From now on, you are
not leaving my side.
Titans, quick.
There's trouble on
the other side of town.
We'll need to act fast.
BOTH: Wonder Twin powers,
activate.
-Shape of...
-(WHISPERS) Sloth.
Sloth?
Wait... For... Me.
(ALL GROAN)
Never mind.
(ROARING)
BOTH: Wonder Twin powers,
activate.
Shape of rhino.
(BELLOWS)
Form of ice.
(SCREAMING)
ALL: Never mind.
(EXCLAIMS)
Hey, everyone.
The Beast is back.
What are you doing here?
Figured you guys
might be in the need
of my heroic services.
Nah, we're good.
Well, what about her
messing up all the time?
The useless
Wonder Twin confessed
you were behind it all.
Hey! Who says Zan has no use?
Not my dogs.
That's it!
I quit!
Hey! What about my dogs?
Where are you going, Zan?
Zan?
(ALL GASPING)
I can't be
a receptionist any longer.
I'm great at one thing,
and that's being water.
That's why I've decided
to join the ocean.
(FLUSHING)
Deep.
This is terrible.
Yeah, he left the seat up.
We have to stop him
before he floats to sea,
or we'll never find him!
How? Without Zan,
I can't transform into
a fish to swim after him.
But I can.
Yep.
Well, what are you
waiting for?
Gotta figure out
what to turn into.
Octopus?
Hmm. Alligator?
Have you learned
nothing, man?
Nope. But it doesn't
make me any less of a hero.
Flush me.
And a lifelong dream
finally comes true.
You can't stop me!
There's nothing to grab.
Oh, yeah?
(WARBLING)
Got you.
Hey! (LAUGHS)
You tickle in there. Ah!
(SPITS)
(CHUCKLES) Stop it. Ah!
You know, Beast Boy,
you're not perfect,
but today you reminded us
you truly are a hero.
Farewell,
Wondrous Twins.
BOTH: Wonder Twin powers,
activate.
Shape of octopus.
Form of ice-unicycle.
-(SPLASHING)
-(DUCK QUACKS)
Since I'm a hero again,
does that mean I can
have my old job back?
We have something else
in mind for you, big guy.
(RINGING)
Yes. This is the bat cave.
Batman speaking.
(THEME PLAYING)